I Am Trying To Break Your Sex Laws #17

Dear Mr. Bradley-

I need some advice on how to pick up the ladies. I’m a lady myself and looking to have my first full sexual experience with a woman. What might work on me doubtfully works on all women. Please help!

-A

Well, let’s see if this helps, A.

Cherry Flavored

I watch Cheryl through her window outside. My boyfriend thought he was making this costume for Halloween but he’s wrong. I wonder how she’ll react when she sees the Kool-Aid Woman leap through her window. I wonder if she’ll go oh yeah! when she looks below my waist.

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